Gambling Stories, Cheats and Jokes…Plus Quotes

Hey High Rollers, final four today, who do you like?  Florida is 1/1 favourite to win the National Title.  Kentucky and the freshman are listed at 2/1, Wisconsin 3/1 and UCONN at 7/1.  Should be exciting regardless of who wins.  Today, some poker/gambling tidbits and quotes from our site  Enjoy.

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Famous Quotes by Amarillo Slim

 • “II never go looking for a sucker.  I look for a champion and make a sucker out of him.”

•  “If you look around the table and don’t see a sucker, get up, because you’re the sucker.”  

•  “You can shear a sheep a hundred times but you can only skin it once.”


“Someone once asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.”
Gloria Steinem

“If you’re committed to being a professional gambler, and you want to be the best you can be, you spend every waking moment trying to figure out a way to beat the game.”
– Billy Walters
Legendary Gambler
(from Richard Munchkin’s book, Gambling Wizards)

“Never call; either raise or put it down.”
– Ernest Hemingway

‘The Scholars’ 

Roulette Wizard
A not-so-successful record producer, Spaniard Garcia-Pelayo decided instead to devote his energies to his favourite passion, roulette.  In the 1990’s he became the first person to exploit wheel bias and retired with more than $1.5 million in the bank.
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Aaron Hightower
Classic Cheat
Isa Summers was very attractive and not your everyday casino cheat.  In the 1960’s and 70’s she reeled in tens of thousands of dollars using shiftiness and smarts; her specialities were ‘hand mucking’ and switching in ‘coolers’ at the blackjack table.
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Johnny Hughes

Hey, Freddie Boy!
Yes, Fred Flinstone was an avid gambler and, sometimes, liked to give Wilma the slip and play some poker with the boys:  In this episode he won $200 while he was supposed to be looking after his son.


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Gambling Joke
Two bored dealers are waiting around for someone to walk up and try their luck at the craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. The dealers agree. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m half naked.” With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, “Momma needs a new pair of pants!” She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers.
“YES! I WIN! I WIN!” With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves.The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, “What did she roll anyway?” The other answers, “I don’t know. I thought YOU were watching the dice!”

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