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Plus…Lori Kolstad is back with Lori Tells…this week, dealing with drunk and chauvinistic players at the poker table. Enjoy.
May 26th, 2014
A Session in the Life of a Low Stakes Casino Cash Grindin’ Girl
It’s another Friday night, and I head into work. My profession is a lil’ different than most.
While most of my friends are going on dates with their significant others, putting their
children to bed or watching TV and winding down from their workdays, I have closed
up shop in the lingerie business and ready for my night shift~poker. I play 40 hours or
more a week in my local casinos in Biloxi, Mississippi, and tonight is my usual “busy”night.
As I drive in, I try to prepare my mind for the battle against mostly recreational, inebriated,
touristy players. I steel myself for the constant babble of inexperienced players that we all
endure night after night, session after session in low stakes 1-3 NL tables. For me, however,
I endure a little more than most of my poker playing friends. There’s been a lot of talk
lately about women in poker. For all the belief that the game is the same for men and women,
I am here to tell you that it is most definitely NOT the same! Just in the course of one session,
I usually am bombarded with table talk that is purely chauvinistic.
What I hear? Let me give you a few examples just from the past 40 hours of play.
“This is the BIG boys’ game. Are you just killing time while you wait for
“Yes, you certainly ARE a big boy! That’s great! You will have the mass
behind you to ship those chips faster in my direction.”
“Little lady, the poker table is no place for a sweetheart like you. Let’s go
somewhere nicer and we can play strip poker.”
“I now know why you are here at 9 pm on a Friday night. With lines like that, you
are not likely to go out on any dates.”
“I fold. You must have it. No offense, but, honey, women don’t know how to
bluff. You will never be able to win in the end because of that. I will never pay
you off. No chips from me, baby!”
“ Are these imaginary chips that I am stacking? I’ve made you fold by the turn
to the tune of about 70 bbs by my calculations, but, what do I know? I’m just
(After he reraises me when the nut flush draw that I had been betting hits)
“Honey, I hit my card, just fold. I don’t wanna take your chips.”
“Donkey, EVERY card is your card! Just shove on me so I can snap you off, HONEY.”
As you can see, part of my job description is learning to tune this out, master my own mind-set, and make the most +EV decisions with every deal. It’s not online where I can
just shut off the chat , and sometimes, in spite of having to listen to these ignorant players,
I am happy to be in total control of the table texture.I am in my element, and as long as I know
this and they do not, I will win. as long as I am underestimated, I have a clear advantage.
Players, the next time you see a cute little thing sitting at your table, remember:
You just may be up against a female warrior.
‘Til next time, I wish you “rungood” , loose tables and most of all +EV from the felt
Lori is a strictly cash game player of 11 years. She is the owner of the largest vintage lingerie site in the world, an activist for the Poker Players Alliance, Social Media Specialist, radio show hostess and fights daily for federal online poker legislation from her home in Biloxi, Mississippi.
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